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MR.J® 12/9/11 Joke of Day

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MR.J® 12/9/11 Joke of Day.

via MR.J® 12/9/11 Joke of Day.

12/9
SET UP
1)
President Obama responds to GOP criticism that he has been too appeasing in his foreign policy, by saying in a press conference today, “Ask Osama Bin Laden how appeasing I’ve been.”
PUNCHLINE
1 A)
…Osama needs an interview like he needs another hole in his head.
TAG
1 B)
….He would roll over in the ocean floor if he heard that.
TOPPER
1C)
…Because that’s a secret he’ll take with him to his grave aka Atlantis Cemetery.

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